A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY????
It’s funny how much a single picture can do.
I cant tell if theres a towel on her head or her hair is on the towel rack.
I quit weed
I dont want it
But i psychologically need it.
Its just a 2 hour phase that every stoner gets
Its been 2 1/2 months since i quit
But since then more problems have been striking me like lighting.
I feel like i need it just to get through the day.
I feel like i “need” it.
It has condemned me with calm and happiness.
I know how to not to cave in but when i find myself in several problems i cant solve who am i gonna turn to?
Been there done that and its not helping.
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up, but vodkas not water and I’m not a duck, so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up.
Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your fucking business you nosy little bitch.
So I went to the ATM today.
and this old lady asked me to help her on her balance.
I pushed her over.
her balance was terrible.
The day Marijuana is legalized in all states.